This coaster, left on a NY bar, was the star find of Halloween night. Take note of the highly detailed stick figure porn, most notably the stickman on the ground with the puckered lips. You can almost see the look of anticipation for the "ass" that's about to be "on his face", under the shade of the Coors Light tree. Ain't love grand?
A rather depressing haiku in honor of the unstable economy-and mental instability from drinking alone at the Irish pub even before the downturn.
I must argue with you my dear Floridian. Even after insertion, there's the chance it will be declined...
It appears there are still some people keeping the economy running smoothly, not to mention who know what true priorities are through the art of budgeting (Hint: They are not rice and drinking water.) Add a few draft beers into the mix at the local happy hour joint and we have someone who clearly knows how to be a true American.
Some people have existential moments when hanging out at the bar and tend to contemplate the flawed society we live in. These are the same people who believe that journalists are cowards. I beg to differ though, Anonymous from Texas. Journalists these days are expected to cover all kinds of very dangerous events including Lindsey Lohan's new found sexuality and the truly interesting feat of Kanye West landing at the airport. These are the real heros--not those "journalists" who travel into other countries to report actual injustices and news. Get with the program.
