Truly disturbing.

After overhearing a conversation at the friendly neighborhood bar in which a man confessed his having to go to court for "crimes against nature" this latest submission was the berry vodka fueled interpretation of what that might entail. Tis' the season to remember "Gobble means no!"

PG-13 beer holder.

This coaster, left on a NY bar, was the star find of Halloween night.  Take note of the highly detailed stick figure porn, most notably the stickman on the ground with the puckered lips.  You can almost see the look of anticipation for the "ass" that's about to be "on his face", under the shade of the Coors Light tree.  Ain't love grand?

News flash!

A rather depressing haiku in honor of the unstable economy-and mental instability from drinking alone at the Irish pub even before the downturn.