Showing newest posts with label notes on cocktail napkin. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label notes on cocktail napkin. Show older posts

11.20.2008

Truly disturbing.


After overhearing a conversation at the friendly neighborhood bar in which a man confessed his having to go to court for "crimes against nature" this latest submission was the berry vodka fueled interpretation of what that might entail. Tis' the season to remember "Gobble means no!"

11.11.2008

PG-13 beer holder.

This coaster, left on a NY bar, was the star find of Halloween night.  Take note of the highly detailed stick figure porn, most notably the stickman on the ground with the puckered lips.  You can almost see the look of anticipation for the "ass" that's about to be "on his face", under the shade of the Coors Light tree.  Ain't love grand?

11.03.2008

News flash!

A rather depressing haiku in honor of the unstable economy-and mental instability from drinking alone at the Irish pub even before the downturn.  

10.29.2008

Keep chasing the ladies.

I must argue with you my dear Floridian.  Even after insertion, there's the chance it will be declined...

10.18.2008

Don't listen to the media.

It appears there are still some people keeping the economy running smoothly, not to mention who  know what true priorities are through the art of budgeting (Hint:  They are not rice and drinking water.) Add a few draft beers into the mix at the local happy hour joint and we have someone who clearly knows how to be a true American.